i'm in love with four australian idiots


*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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i will not listen to the 5sos america bonus tracks until i buy it
i’m testing my patience oh god

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life hack: yawn in class and who ever yawns was staring at u

(via itsrebeccablack)

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"When people stop writing, it’s one of two things - they are either really fucking happy or broken beyond repair."
Ming D. Liu (via seelengekritzel)

(Source: mingdliu.com, via itsrebeccablack)

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me:haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
me:*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them:we're not
me:*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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